Rants with Keaton I'm a guy, I have a penis. I live in Canada, it is not always cold in Canada. I hate writing descriptions, this description is shit.
dredsina:dredsina:dredsina:dredsina:dredsina:dredsina:YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUSone day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couchHuh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…Oh hang on what’s this?I’m not sure I can reach it…Oh crap!!!!Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain(via t3sticles) Jun 07, 2021
disease-danger-darkness-silence:drinkyourjuiceshelby:fluffygif: Lovers of Chocolate ❤️ His dead-eyed stare at the camera instead of actually paying attention to what he’s doing gave me psychic damage. (via rockinpaco-deactivated20210125) Nov 12, 2020
dailyhangover:Cake: The Movie (2020) dir. David Lynch & David Cronenberg (via usefulasamagikarp) Jul 16, 2020
duzy-pies::admin: this one is good actually Never underestimate the powers that cat(via rockinpaco-deactivated20210125) Jul 16, 2020
cemeterything:cemeterything:cemeterything:stop trying to get me to go on a date with you and just accept that you will never have what me and the shadow people who watch me when i have sleep paralysis haveif you look like this dm me😳(via cool-dad) Mar 02, 2020
